here are da things you could earn by shipping.

~0.5
hours
water balloon thrown at me

~1
hours
Chrome Web Store Developer Grant

~1
hours
$6.5/hr Hardware Grant

~1
hours
$5.00/hr Upgrade Grant

~2
hours
Caliper

~2
hours
2 hours for 5 pushups (stackable)

~2
hours
Hosting Credits

~3
hours
Random piece of paper from HQ

~3
hours
$20 Domain Grant

~3
hours
One Key Keychain

~3
hours
$20 AI Grant

~4
hours
Hot Plate

~4
hours
Four Key Macropad

~5
hours
PineCil Soldering Iron

~5
hours
eat half a lemon

~5
hours
Play Console Developer

~6
hours
BLÅHAJ

~6
hours
BAOFENG UV-9R

~8
hours
$35 Codédex Grant

~10
hours
10 hours for me to eat the spiciest chip

~12
hours
$70 MX Master 3S Grant

~15
hours
ProtonMe 1 year subscription

~15
hours
wake up archer in middle of night (and record it)

~15
hours
EPOMAKER TH99 PRO Keyboard

~17
hours
Anker Nano Charger (100W) with USB-C Cable

~17
hours
Apple Developer Program Grant

~18
hours
ProtonMe 1 year subscription

~20
hours
YubiKey 5C NFC

~20
hours
Keychron K3 QMK Wireless Mechanical Keyboard

~25
hours
144Hz Curved Monitor

~25
hours
Kobo Clara BW

~28
hours
Creality Ender-3 V3 SE

~30
hours
Flipper Zero

~30
hours
Bambu A1 Mini

~35
hours
Rode PodMic

~40
hours
Kindle Paperwhite

~44
hours
Raspberry Pi 5

~46
hours
Thinkpad T14 (Gen 2)

~51
hours
Anycubic Kobra 3 Combo

~60
hours
Sony WH-1000XM5 Wireless Noise Canceling Headphones (Black)

~70
hours
GoPro HERO12 Black

~75
hours
11" iPad Wi-Fi 128GB with Apple Pencil

~80
hours
Meta Glasses Gen 1

~83
hours
Elgato Stream Deck MK.2

~200
hours
Gaming PC with a 4060

~300
hours
wear a maid dress
this was made by seba (plastuchino on da slack)
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